long beach island

the fuckin mecca of all its the zion of the shores. this place has everything specially beach haven "the queen city" good shit goes down in here. first off the surf....holyoake....is good i rep my hood though down at belvoir. Next schooners warf (the thing the other kid who wrote on the lbizzle said) it pretty much sucks cept for some parts too many fuckin new york fuckin wiggers who think they are tough shit. and way too many new york acsent skanky bitches who have prolly been penetrated by these wiggers. barrys is the good food place....good people good place. LBI is just a great place when you find girls who are hot they are amazing...hot and cool as hell not like those nyc girlies. this beach beats out all the other "shores" like avalon, oc, stone harbour and Atlantic city

hey you wanna go to the shore

sure where

stone harbour

fuck that shit i go to the realest
illest long bizzle

o can i come

first you have to take off the sean john u wigg

ok ill do anything to go to lbi

thats what i thought

by jah March 31, 2005

Long Eaton

A Town a few miles out from the center of Nottingham, once great in its lace making industry now is just a chav filled shit hole.

My god Long Eatons gone down hill!

by MagickClaire April 10, 2009

Long Island Apple Soup

Comes the fall weather, you go out with your family for a day of apple picking. While you're picking apples to make pies, you decide to eat several large apples. When you get home it is then when you realize your asshole is about to open widely and you literally shit a soup consisting of large chunks of apples.

Hey mom, don't worry about making dinner tonight, I just made Long Island Apple Soup in the bowl.

by Lil J Flip December 9, 2011

painful and long-lasting election

The 2008 American Presidential election

Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) July 25, 2008

Longshoe

Noun. Synonymous with the word "pimp". One who keeps a "hen house" or "coop" of "bitches/hoes" which turn "tricks" handing over most if not all of their profit in exchange for marketing (a Longshoe provides the clientele or the location to solicit clientele if engaged in street prostitution), leadership (The Longshoe provides all necessities such as a home, food, clothing, nails, hair, medical attention, contraceptives and most importantly illicit drugs. A Longshoe must make sure his bitches stay high as addiction gives the Longshoe control over the relationship. Often times the Longshoe assumes the role of an abusive father figure when cultivating a new trick to bind the relationship. Because of this pseudo-paternal relationship the hoe often times refers to the Longshoe as "daddy") and protection (both physical and legal) It is the Longshoe's responsibility to make sure that his hoe's are not beaten or abused in any way by clientele or rival pimps or prostitutes (although beatings utilizing a stretched out hangar or the back of the hand may be frequently dealt by the Longshoe for purposes of keeping the bitch "in-line" when she's been "schem'in") and to make sure his hoes stay out of jail (this includes providing the payment of bail and sometimes the procurement of legal representation).

Ya see that nigga's threads! Motherfucker sportin Sharkskin kicks! Nigga must be the Longshoe of the century to dough-up for vines like that!

by Suvonoge August 15, 2008

longative

an adjective used to describe the outcome of a ripped video without using proper aspect ratio controls

this youtube video is really cool but looks longative

by tradaboy May 2, 2009

Longarm

When you hold a camera out to take a picture of yourself or yourself and someone else while stretching your arm out long. It avoids the peskiness of having to ask some stranger to take your picture. You just hold your arm out and turn the camera towards you and ta-da great picture for your facebook page!

Nobody was around to take my picture in front of that amazing lake so I just did a longarm and got a great shot of me and the lake!

by Kabonnagreen September 12, 2010