Clover Load

When you're about to cum and the lucky charms leprechaun jumps out of your dick and cunt punts your girl then jumps back into your balls.
This bitch was after my lucky charms so I gave her a clover load.
by Fuckyouimfunny February 04, 2017
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Bitch load

A unit of measurement roughly equivalent to the weight an average woman is barely able to carry, yet a weight that she could carry all day. 1,000,000 Bitch loads = .5 Man loads.
Yo Bailey. I have Bitch loads of homework tonight. It will be done in two seconds.
by BigJohnAndTheBoys March 31, 2011
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load juggler

A person skilled in the art of juggling several objects held in the hands, blanced on the arms and against the chest etc. To make the load more bearable or to put something down, the load juggler will shift different objects around his body. Such a practise is called load juggling. Skilled load jugglers can often slip things into their pockets, overturn the whole load and even throw a few objects in the air whilst shifting the rest around in the hands before catching them.
"Wow, check out that load juggler across the street. Those objects seem alive in his hands!"
by kikumbob September 16, 2005
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Fat load

i gotta drop a fat load
by Bob Nifidelpine October 12, 2022
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chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off
That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.
by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010
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shit load

The amount of anything it would take to fill YOUR toilet up to breech the water level.
DAMN that is a shit load of SHIT!
by THEKosherDillWhole May 15, 2009
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mother load

The slurry excreted from a female when she has a massive period.
Wade: The girls were real bitches at tea tonight.

Ian: Must be the mother load.
by johnbarker November 01, 2004
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