When your hair is just so messed up your convinced that a lemur visited you in the night and molested the shit out of your hair.
by That lemur May 22, 2017
by kelly45 May 17, 2014
A tactic, generally employed by people in sales or sales support roles, that is designed to give quick credit for every aspect of a deal, because it has been touched by one individual in some small way at a very cursory level.
He wants credit for all of our company's sales, so he's going around licking the pizza and then claiming he should get paid a commission on every deal where he had a single one-off conversation.
by akmidas February 08, 2018
by Bootysniffer54 March 22, 2021
by Cheekyprick901 October 07, 2016
When someone tries to bribe you for something, tea in Britain. If you are called a bum lick, you better fuck off because you probably aren’t wanted :D
Oh I like tea *adjusts monical*. You look beautiful today, can I have some te- NO FUCK OFF YOU SLOPPY BASTARD.nobody wants a bum lick
by Bummerbumcrack July 07, 2019
by Taffs74 January 28, 2017