by Chunkybeef December 7, 2012

The mental and physical state of someone who has partied beyond a three day binge. Still have two feet and a heart-beat, but on the brink of being a walking medical miracle. Stinky, pale, possibly wearing their shirt inside out. Unfit for society.
Tones:' (RING RING!)
Dino: 'Sarrrrrrr (ahem) rrrrp?! Farrrk i'm farrrrked.. hah, fark.. SPent all weekend trying to get up to my nuts in some chics guts but now i'm just filthy flesh vessel of toxic pustules'
Tones: 'Farrhark, you sound like dregs on legs, mate'
Dino: 'Sarrrrrrr (ahem) rrrrp?! Farrrk i'm farrrrked.. hah, fark.. SPent all weekend trying to get up to my nuts in some chics guts but now i'm just filthy flesh vessel of toxic pustules'
Tones: 'Farrhark, you sound like dregs on legs, mate'
by prisms April 12, 2012

Name given to Artilleryman for wearing a red strip down their pant leg. Also because diring the cannon ball days the balls would bounce in front of formations and were kbown to take the legs off alot of soldiers.
by Experienced drinker 52 October 2, 2019

by Asalad May 24, 2018

the act of actively strumming the side of one's leg while listening to a rocking tune; may also be combined with "air chording" to gain the full effect of simulation. A more controlled and subtle form of air guitar.
Bennie was totally rockin' some guitar leg while jammin' to Van Halen in his car. He better keep both hands on the wheel.
by MrPurplecanada December 21, 2009

A British synonym of phantom phone, the experience of feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket when in fact it hasn't. You are either imagining it or mistaking other vibration sources for your phone.
Commonly occurs when driving in the narrow cobble-stoned streets of London. More likely to occur if you are talking about someone behind their back. You suddenly think they're calling you, feel an immediate twinge of guilt, followed by immense relief when you realise it was just phone leg.
Commonly occurs when driving in the narrow cobble-stoned streets of London. More likely to occur if you are talking about someone behind their back. You suddenly think they're calling you, feel an immediate twinge of guilt, followed by immense relief when you realise it was just phone leg.
Ed: "Hang on, my phone's going. Oh no it's not. It's phone leg. I thought it was my daughter. Do you get phone leg?"
Rob: "Yes, but I try not to keep it in my leg."
Ed: "What are you, a terminator?"
Rob: "Yes, but I try not to keep it in my leg."
Ed: "What are you, a terminator?"
by dalb0z March 1, 2010

Descriptor used to discuss the colossal nature of a female behind. Literally meaning, the booty is so big, those pants must have another pair of legs in them.
by Beefjerky9500 May 12, 2016
