Knackered Mackerel

A Mackerel to which has been thoroughly knackered by means of beating or pounding.

"Good God Fabion, you really have unnecessarily knackered that Mackerel. If i wasn't mistaken, i'd say it was a 'knackered Mackerel'"

by aloce September 10, 2006

Knickerwetting

the slight soiling of a (usually) woman's underwear at the front. Usually in fright (or possibly failure to make the toilet slightly earlier than required).

Similar to Panty Pooing, Pantie Pooing, but at the front.

Standing up in Court was a knickerwetting experience...

It is often knickerwetting when you are standing at the entrance to the toilets and waiting for a spare cubicle. I was knickerwetting before I knew it...

My boyfriend slapped me on the backside the other day when I wasn't aware. He found my knickerwetting as a result quite amusing...

by Austin Tassletine March 13, 2010

Knocke

(n.) Left wing liberal with a strong appetite for Facebook postings on political and social injustices. Although he/she may only get 1 or 2 likes...he/she stays strong and focused on bringing about changes necessary for the betterment of all human beings. Doesn't support borders...believing that we are all 1 people...1 world. Strong advocate for the environment and the belief in global warming...and often times will use the word 'science' and/or 'facts' to attempt to win a debate.

He doesn't want to compromise. What a Knocke!

He's never lost a debate because science is on his side. He must be a Knocke.

Why is it sooooo warm outside? You should already know...just ask a Knocke.

Knock knock...who's there??? Knocke. Knocke who? Knocke propaganda.

by DJ Ruthless Ramsey March 30, 2017

knockers

Large forward facing appendages on the front of a woman or man whose mass is in excess of 180 Kilograms.

Oprah Winfrey has huge Knockers.
That 400 lb. guy's knocker rubbed
against me on the bus.

by Der Meister September 13, 2005

Popping Knickers

To take advantage of, i.e. dominate a woman over the age of 50.

"Man I was at Susie's grandma's house and man I knew I had to start popping knickers with the old broad, it was fizastic!"

by Sweet Caroline October 25, 2003

Prissy Knickers

Someone who's posh and girly- usually used as an insult for men.

Well excuse me, Miss Prissy Knickers

by Leizu September 2, 2010

Knacker

This word USED to mean an Irish traveler and typical scum from Ireland, nowadays it is used as a term to refer to people with a thick dublin accent, wears Burberry, Adidas, Nike, Reebok and other typical sports clothing.

It has become VERY common with youths and the thing is is that older adults still feel it means the same as what it used to. Well, it doesn't.

This word has become as popular as the english term chav, which would probably be a better choice to search for what a knacker means.

That girl is such a knacker, she keeps saying "Howya" and has an Adidas jumper on :O

by CathalRyan October 22, 2010