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Kyle

A dick rider he probably copy’s everything everyone does and hangs around with all the Hispanics and blacks and wears du-rags to try to fit in.Dont forget the monster energy drinks and AirPods.
Kyle is a bitch.
by BigOlDoinksInAlbin September 2, 2019
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Kyle

very sweet person. the typical “punches dry wall and drinks monster.”

kyles like to be around their friends, that’s where they act the most themselves. loves to prove their stronger. will protect their family and loved ones, but also will give zero fucks about anything.
kyle: *takes sip of monster*

friend: dude those are so bad for you

kyle: *has a collection of monster cans in his room* bro, i’ll put you through that drywall over there
by SaltDragon69 November 5, 2019
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Kyle

A man with a small penis

Who will also probably date your best friend after making that friend tell you he doesn't like you
I accidentally walked into the boys locker room and half of them are kyles

I hate you kyle and no you cannot copy my homework you douchenozle
by Mmmm monkey April 10, 2020
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Kyle

I hate that guy because he's a kyle
by Truth teller 69690 July 7, 2015
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Kyle

Kyle's are "men" near their 30's trapped in a world of teenage angst. They possess the features of Hercules but are too malnourished to show off their charm, therefore looking like a bobble head that you'd want to get intimate with. They are almost always broke, making their brothers take him on a date. Their diet consists of cigarettes and coffee and if they're lucky a one dollar beer. They are so poor, it makes all girls cry cause there aren't enough activities that will make the relationship last. Due to their lack of muscle and inability to gain some, they often surrender to their girlfriends and get beat up. Overall, Kyle's are very attractive but too weak to show the man that that is hidden deep under their skin.
Friend #1: Hey, how did last night go?
Friend #2: Horrible, I felt like a hippo cause his skinny little legs almost collapsed on me. He's a good kisser but I slapped him cause of his poor performance. He flung to the wall! Such a Kyle, hot but in reality not.
by angel94 December 7, 2013
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Kyle

A tall, dark, and handsome pedophile that lives in an isolated town with his other pedophillic pals. Kyle is a dope ass bitch who don't take no shit from nobody. Kyle works for a party rental company and steals ice from fire departments. Kyle rocks black asics and sexy cargo shorts. Kyle wears an opening day yankees shirt, but he has never been to a game. His brother not only looks like a monkey, but he also performs anal on their offspring. Kyle has beautiful blue eyes and small pectorals. Everyone wants to be like him.
Woah did you see that awesome guy? He must be named Kyle.
by kylehottie3245pedobear August 30, 2013
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Kyle

The ultimite dog slayer, would stir fry a dogs anus and deep throught that shit without hesitation. He will kill around 189 dogs in his lifetime. Any sibling of his makes him horny. Kyle is the EXACT DEFINITION of a faggot. A kyle would where beats to raise his self esteem but makes him look more like a faggot.
Bro did you see that dog
- yeah I hope kyle doesn't see it!
by Fuss May 15, 2019
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