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Lucky Jump

The way a young mexican claims he can dunk a basketball. AKA a big fuckin liar.
Isaiah: Chantz through me an alley oop and I got a Lucky Jump and then I dunked it.
Me: Well go touch rim.
Isaiah: Naw bro I can't
by CJDCJD March 30, 2011
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jump sticks

Cocaine packaged in sherbet straws to disguise it for smuggling.
"Hey, I got a few jump sticks in past security- you in?"
by scribeofpnakotis January 28, 2018
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jumping to conclusions

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions when no one else is in the group facetime

they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions
by gordo the dog July 9, 2019
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Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.
Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.
by dogdayboy April 2, 2021
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Clungee jumping

What the baby does if a woman gives birth standing up
Did you hear about mike? His baby went clungee jumping
by Megacrash February 10, 2017
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Ditch-jump

Similar to leapfrogging, when one drives a car in a ditch to move around a second car
Trenton’s trunk was in my way, so I ditch-jumped him.
by margophantom June 28, 2020
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Jump Jock

A term used when some is trying to get with someone else.
Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?

John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.

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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?

Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.

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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!

Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!

Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
by Captain DFTBAwesome November 1, 2010
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