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palm jockeys

At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.

"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."
by mike87111 April 19, 2010
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jonsey face

the face you make when you're looking at something or confused; push your head forward slightly. raise your eyebrows/ squint your eyes and make your lips flat and thin.
friend 1:hey look at this! *shows phone*

friend 2: *makes Jonsey face when he/she look at it*
by joeconnelley7727 July 6, 2014
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jokey tokey

When you take a small hit of fentanyl via pure powder and/or a blue. Then without exhaling you proceed to administer an equally proportioned hit of methamphetamine via the use of a bong
Yo, you wanna take a jokey tokey?

Okey dokey, homie
by Sam sach June 12, 2023
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reverse jockey sidewalk steamer

Generally performed with a friend, back to back. Both friends squat a pop and defecate onto a third persons name that has been written out on the ground (preferably sidewalk) in an act of disrespect to named person on the ground.
dude, Tonto and I just pulled a reverse jockey sidewalk steamer, and i need you to bail us out of jail.
by SmorGASbordSextyN9ne December 7, 2009
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sphinker jockey

A sphinker jockey is a gay man. Anal antics!
I ain't going in that club mate, thats full of sphinker jockey's.
by ilovegrannys April 14, 2010
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Scooter Jockey

Fat people at Wall-Mart that ride scooters around.
"Holy shit that fat scooter jockey almost ran over my foot."
by sfrb52 May 5, 2010
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swine jockey

Damn yo, I can't believe the riots were broken up by all those swine jockeys.
by wendy i can fly March 18, 2011
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