Jehan

Works for MAG

Jehan Mag Vegan sausage Roll

by thebignak May 1, 2025

Jeehan

A beautiful woman that has sparkling eyes and long lushious lashes (alliteration). Everyone is thirsting over her and she always turns heads. She is so smart and always gets 100% on her tests and AND AND AND she is so tall and big GYATT. YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY. 😜😜😜😜😜

Student 1: Did you see Jeehan?
Student 2: Oh the one with fatty gyatty!!!

by anonymus hehe May 12, 2025

Johan

The most ruthless unstoppable force if you mess with the Johan you are on sight for life
the Johan will stop at nothing to win in silent warfare.

Hey, look there’s Johan

Watch out he’s ahead of the game you might wanna leave Johan alone.

by Overinflated October 27, 2025

Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome

When a naturally red headed girl or women both adolescent or adult have the same color hair in the pubic region and the scalp region.

Damn she got a fire crotch, no actually she got Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome.

by Dr. Bert Delgado January 28, 2009

Slowman Joeman

When someone goes so slow, you go insane...

When you pick up someone, and they decide to take a shit at that exact moment and keep you waiting, or forget their wallet, only to come out to the car and tell you they did, then go get... O worse wait till your 10 minutes into the trip...

When someone is very stupid.

*Someone does something incredibly slow*

"You're such a slowman joeman..."

by mn2091 October 24, 2011

samuel johansson

A sexy and lovely Guy. Every Samuel Johansson has one rare talent. You don't want to make Samuel Johansson angry! Also famous for he's large penis.

1. Watch out Samuel Johansson is coming!

2. OH I have to hide my girl Samuel Johansson is coming

by Logan bruh December 12, 2016

ea johanne

Is a girls name with red hair and blue eyes, she's very self confident, strong and sexy. And really really smart.

1. That person is so self confident and strong.
2. Yeh, don't forget sexy.
3. She's almost an Ea Johanne.
3. No way to be an Ea Johanne you have to be smart and clever too, that girl just punched the biggest kid in school. I really don't think so.

by ItsTheSmartOne February 24, 2017