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Joe Biden

A senile old man, probably has dementia and definitely some balance problems.
Have you seen Joe Biden? He forgets everything
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Joe Biden

"you stack spaghetti sauce at a store anananan anna supermarket"
by toddlerwithatoaster June 5, 2022
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Joe Biden

Best semi truck driver ever, just ask him
Joe Biden is such a good semi drive he has driven to Hawaii
by Meeeeee2 September 15, 2023
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Joe Biden

by dodoodd October 11, 2022
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ur not joe biden

u are not that guy or ur not “hollywood
friend: oh i didn’t see ur message
me: bru ur not joe biden stfu
by brebre_1 March 9, 2024
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After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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Joe Biden

1) The 46th President of the United States.

2) To have a weak or indeterminate pull-out game.
"WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"

"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."
by An Audience July 21, 2024
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