b-jobbers

a blow job: To lick, suck a mans penis. Usually done by swirling the tongue around the penis while sucking at the same. This causes a sensation of pleasure to the reciver making them ejaculate.

Amy gives great b-jobbers

by Ksutra February 3, 2010

bang jobber

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")

Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!

by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014

Tongue jabbing

Tongue jabbing - when you poke your tongue in and out of an anus in a jabbing motion

Fiona had been longing for john and so when she flew down to see him she immediately pulled down his pants and jammed her tongue into his arse giving him a great tongue jabbing

by Swine Doctor May 29, 2016

Hobby Jobber

Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.

Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.

by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017

wobble jobble

When giving oral sex to a man, and you insert his scrotum in your mouth as well, then shake your head back and forth as if your shaking your head no.

I gave my husband a wobble jobble last night.

by Girl_in_PA April 13, 2017

side jobby

The side jobby is a sexual move where two or more men stand on either side of someone (usually another man) who is on their knees, and smack and thrust their penis om and around the ear canal.

Last night these 6 guys at the bar gave me a side jobby.

by MangekyoJesus May 17, 2017

cum jobber

The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.

EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.

Damn Randy is one hell of a cum jobber.

by ThisIsAPodcast October 1, 2017