Pure liquid gold in a bottle. Smooth enough to be chugged, but strong enough to get you blackout drunk with cum stains on your mattress.
Guy 1: Hey could you grab me a Reds Apple Ale?
Guy 2: Stop being a pussy and take a shot of Jim Beam Apple.
Guy 2: Stop being a pussy and take a shot of Jim Beam Apple.
by Ron Swansan June 23, 2016
Get the jim beam applemug. by missymosie February 26, 2012
Get the Slim Jim Wrappermug. Abstract Noun. The rumbling sensation and extreme urge to shit your pants when you are extremely nervous and anxious. Usually experienced when receiving report cards, before big events and everything else that makes you nervous or anxious.
Irah : Ayo dude, you look tired, did you sleep last night?
Mikhail : Nah man, had an extreme case of Tummy Jim Jam last night.
Irah : But why though?
Mikhail : We getting our report cards today....
Irah : Oh fuck.
Mikhail : Nah man, had an extreme case of Tummy Jim Jam last night.
Irah : But why though?
Mikhail : We getting our report cards today....
Irah : Oh fuck.
by _Clockwork_ September 29, 2021
Get the Tummy Jim Jammug. Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."
Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.
Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.
Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
by Anti-Ambulance Chaser May 11, 2006
Get the Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiromug. i gave bessie some of the jim jones cocktail, she frothed at the mouth, shat her pants and dropped dead
by Alex Delarge March 26, 2003
Get the jim jones cocktailmug. When a random famous person takes a liking to an ordinary person
Jim Hutton was an ordinary guy who the incredibly famous Freddie Mercury took a liking to in the 80s.
Jim Hutton was an ordinary guy who the incredibly famous Freddie Mercury took a liking to in the 80s.
by jimhuttonismyidol December 9, 2019
Get the The Jim Hutton Effectmug. by 4RL November 25, 2006
Get the earthworm jimmug.