banana jesus

the god of fun and fruit and has never turns down a good time with freinds and hot chicks.

damn, banana jesus gots the moves!!

by bananajesus2018 September 21, 2017

Twink Jesus

Twink Jesus aka another word for Troye Sivan.

Person 1:"Hey do you know twink Jesus?"
Person 2: "Hell yea! I love Troye Sivan

by Troyesleftnutt June 17, 2018

Plastic Jesus

A term used to describe someone puts on the facade of being holy when, in fact, they are not.

Yeah, he acts like he's offended by people's foul language, but he's not all that either because he's really just plastic Jesus.

by Ngstfld June 30, 2018

Sweet Jesus

When you see a woman so beautiful she takes you by surprise

Sweet Jesus shes hot

by Seny69 December 30, 2018

rave jesus

An individual who dresses up as jesus and attends raves. Goes up to individuals having a bad reaction or "trip" on drugs and makes them feel safe.

Friend one: Damn bro, I was so mucked out last night! I saw god!
Friend two: Na dude, that was rave jesus.

by jghfcjvkhjkk January 27, 2019

ass jesus

God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.

"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"

by juwupiter February 12, 2020

Prettier Jesus

Refering to pop star Lorde, who is infact, a Prettier Jesus, as she states in her song "Solar Power".

Yo, who sang that song Royals in like 2013?

The Prettier Jesus did!

by ellasellaphant July 1, 2022