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Jewish Pizza

Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
by Jewish Pizza for Jakes June 2, 2018
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Jewishho

Btw it's by mason b.

Jewishho's are primarily bitches and dickheads. They don't believe in Jesus so they deserve to get fucked up. They are also undoubtedly the biggest homos of all time.
You're such a Jewishho you fag
by M.x.b July 22, 2018
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Jerishmack

When you get blessed with sexy ass pictures of that certain human being, very rare photos, better than memes (no cap)
Sage- My nigga I just got jerishmacked her 🍑 fye 🔥.
by Yfn. August 9, 2018
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jerisha

An Annoying girl that likes BTS and smells like onions😷😷
Did you smell that girl 😷 she must be a jerisha😬
by Someone☺ August 26, 2018
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jeishla

Jeishla- She's a hard working independent woman but once in a while she plays video games she also hangs out with a lot if boys and many consider shes atomboy or a bad woman she dosent care about other peoples opinion shes brave but she also often puts her self down you might see her smiling all the time and seems to make anyone laugh but shes crying inside shes also tough so dont mess with her shes also the best friend you can ever have shes funny and cares for others then she does herself so find youself a jeishla
Guy-I need a funny friend like her
Lady-Then go find yourself a jeishla
by Gorge.650 November 21, 2018
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jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus
twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first
by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018
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Jewishlery

Any fine quality object or thing you made that came out awesome. Referring to the jewels from Jewish jewlers.
That part I made is jewishlery.
by the force be with you December 13, 2018
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