A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.
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Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
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Get the Jared Emery mug.Jarely is the most amazing person you will meet. They’re kind and sweet and will legit move mountains for you. They tend to not get the love they deserve so make show you show them their much needed appreciation
Jarely: *exists*
Everyone Else: wow 😯
Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT
Everyone Else: wow 😯
Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT
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