by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017
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by BeccatheWrecka November 12, 2023
Get the Jaredmug. by OwOkillme September 13, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.
So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful
by laparth November 5, 2020
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Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!
by laparth November 5, 2020
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random: “have u watched supernatural? season 5 sam makes me wanna combust, dear god.”
another random: “yeah, seeing him made me bust in my pants.”
(straight) boy: “biyaaaatch.. imma straight male but giirl u right, he could tots get it.”
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