January 29th

Make out with your bf/gf day💙💙

Guy 1: yooo you ready for January 29th
Guy 2: yeah I heard it’s a day where you make out

by DeleteTheBaby January 28, 2020

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16 january

Each year on January 16th, people across the nation recognize National Nothing Day.
The observance was created as a day to provide Americans with one National Day when they can just sit without celebrating, observing or honoring anything.

For people whose birthday lands on January 16th, wrap an empty box. That should elicit a nothing response appropriate for the celebration.

On 16 january When asked, “What are your plans, today?” your response should definitely be, “Nothing.”
“Nothing” works well as an answer when recognizing the day.

Q: What’s for supper?

A: Nothing

Q: What are you reading?

A. Nothing. (Even though you’re clearly reading something.)

Q. What’s your homework assignment?

A. Nothing. (As you’re working on your homework.)

Q. What are you drinking?

A. Nothing. (As you sip on the best non-fat latte ever.)

by I'm a cactus🌵 February 21, 2021

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January 28

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 28
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

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