jackxryann

jackxryann is amazing, weird, funny, supportive, smart, good looking , has a great heart, weird, one of the the most amazing human beings in the whole world and i’m so thankful

Person 1: bro do you know jackxryann?
Person 2: yessss i love him so much. he’s the best

by kyahhhhh January 10, 2019

jacier

Big pimpin, aka big daddy !

hey i jus met jacier, he is so big daddy material

by Hejah March 15, 2022

Jackural

A man that loves cream. The jackural doesn't want his friends to see the connotation cream has with human sperm. When confronted with this, the jackural plays it off as something that is not sperm but also does not provide an explanation to what cream is if not sperm.

Jackural: Spuit room in my boud asseblief Adriaan ja ja!
Adriaan: Is room nie sperm nie Jack?
Jackural: Ja Ja! Roompies! *pig noises*

by Boeken March 29, 2022

skittle jacked

The instance of one of your friends stealing your skittles from right under your nose. This could be out of your pocket or while you are in the process of putting one in your mouth.

Person1: Woah man, what happened to my skittles?

Person2: You just got skittle jacked!

Person1: Damn! Not again!

by shananogins93 May 14, 2009

bar jacked

When a drunk corners you in a bar an you can't escape...

Sober friends just walk in

Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....

Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!

by dddennis February 17, 2010

Snaggle-jacked

Adj. Any set of teeth that can duly be described as snaggle-toothed and jack-mouthed.

Damn that bitch's crooked, buck, ass, teeth scare me! What a heinously snaggle-jacked smile!

by disklaimer August 19, 2010

Girlfriend-jacked

The action in which a man's girlfriend takes something, usually clothing like a jacket, with the knowledge and approval of the man, knowing full well that this is only acceptable because she is his girlfriend.

Ya, the new jacket is because I got Girlfriend-jacked.

by taken:) January 25, 2011