Some skinny Twat with a cool jacket and expensive boots, man slag, slept with his stepsister, gives me bi vibes
by homosexualpotato April 30, 2020
Get the Justin Fitzgeraldmug. With his unique personality, you'll never know what's running on his mind. He never shows his feelings and affection openly but he tries every possible way to communicate and express his thoughts, fondness and love to you. He's a rare pokemon, I'm telling you.
by Nekichi_23 October 19, 2021
Get the Justine Canemug. the most fantastic person in the world... Has a amazing hug cock... Pleasures multiple porn stars at a time... Justin Hoffert pleasures girls named Samara 10 fold =D
by Jeffrey Hoffman August 6, 2011
Get the Justin Hoffertmug. A Filipino boy from the suburbs that thinks he can play Lemonade on the ukulele and sing at the same time. Wears Nike shoes with his Adidas pants, and buys a Supreme shirt so that he can put the sticker on the back of his car or laptop. Owns clear hipster glasses, and there's an 85.3% chance he's a hip hop dancer. Dating Jessica Nguyen from KDPhi and is best friends with Daniel Kim and Brian Chen #Lambda. Orders taro milk tea and owns a striped Guess shirt. Majoring in either accounting, exercise science, or if he basic enough nursing. The Filipino version of Kevin Nguyen ready to break ABG hearts.
Person 1: "Hey Justin what are you gonna play for Philippine Cultural Ni-"
Justin Mendoza: "SHE'S MY SUNSHINE IN THE RAIN"
Justin Mendoza: "SHE'S MY SUNSHINE IN THE RAIN"
by Bunnygirlsenpai1999 October 21, 2019
Get the Justin Mendozamug. A clout chaser and the biggest dickeater on the face of the planet. Got his shit rocked by the migos for dickeating.
by Realrap215 November 23, 2021
Get the Justin Laboymug. ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SEXIEST ACTORS EVER!! Know for being Andy on Weeds but plays in other amazing movies. Such as See you in September as A.J..
(Andy, who is played by Justin Kirk, is sitting on the couch while Doug is sitting in a chair and they are arguing)
Andy Botwin: Hey Lupita, settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.
Andy Botwin: Hey Lupita, settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.
by TheGirlNextDoor0001 January 6, 2012
Get the Justin Kirkmug. Justin Lau is a very friendly and nice person. He is very helpful when it comes to work and is not afraid to ask a friend to help. His memorization skills are top notch that it makes him annoying to talk to sometimes. He' kind of timid but can be very talkative when he's with friends. Justin will do something so stupid that it will make someone laugh so hard. Overall Justin lau is a very forgiving person and will always be a good friend. (He is really stubborn sometimes).
Friend: Hey Justin what's the work today!
Justin Lau: You know, I already told you this before,I can't hurt him because I promised Frigg that I wouldn't
Friend: WOULD YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT STUPID PLAY!!
Justin Lau: You idiot even inanimate dignity! I will never break a pro-
Friend: OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP
Justin Lau: You know, I already told you this before,I can't hurt him because I promised Frigg that I wouldn't
Friend: WOULD YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT STUPID PLAY!!
Justin Lau: You idiot even inanimate dignity! I will never break a pro-
Friend: OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP
by Lustin jau April 6, 2022
Get the Justin Laumug.