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jessburger

The best dick trick in the book. Its when you wrap your dick between your mansack, rotate clockwise 90 degrees give em a sqeeze and your manhood has just become the "burg"
After drinking to much at the company party jesse whiped out the jessburger!
by jesburger February 24, 2008
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keeps other peoples hands warm with his hair ;)
silly colour blind ranga, love you jesse :D

lol jks sophie does

mmm bali
"random: my hands are cold...."
"jesse: dont worry ill help! touch my head"
"mmm bali"
by mmmbali November 28, 2011
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Jesse

A very clingy boy who has an overly disgusting swagger and is excessively sensitive. He can't usually take a hint and will possibly be the creepiest person you will ever meet. Usually people enjoy running away (sprinting) or just flat out ignoring his disturbing ways.
Girl1: Oh my gosh, Jesse's coming!

Girl2: Oh jeeze, we gotta go NOW.

Jesse: heeeeey babygirls, you girls are making me extremely horny.
by clingfrees October 7, 2009
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jesse mccartney

by Abbbzzz June 14, 2005
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Jesse Watters

Jesse Watters is Bill O'Reilly's producer who is known for going out and stalking people to ambush them for Mr. O'Reilly. Anyone who has something negative to say about O'Reilly will get Mr. Watters hounding them with a camera on their face no matter where they are. A few of his victims are Bill Moyers, Amanda Terkel, Russell Tice, Rep. Robert Wexler, among others. Recently the tables were turned on Mr. Watters as both Gawkers and ThinkProgress decided to give him a taste of his own medicine. Surprise, surprise! Jesse doesn't seem to appreciate his own tactics being turned on him. When he's the one being ambushed he's like the deer in the headlights. He has no clue, no answers, or anything to say in response to his dirty tactics of ambushing people but play dumb.
You know Jesse Watters. He's Bill O'Reilly's evil minion/stooge/flunkie who dutifully goes out and stalks,...er, ambushes his bosses enemies.
by The Dirty 3RD September 19, 2009
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Jesse Leonard Discount

Jesse Leonard Discount is a kid who will steal you anything for a small fee. He his also usually a wigger or white indian
Riley: Oh man check out this wallet that jesse leonard stole me!

Keenan: oh noce bro! im gonna have to get myself a jesse leonard discount
by james cochrane January 13, 2008
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