Jacob 

Jacob is an awkward human being who gets close with whoever will allow him around. Most Jacobs steal or lie and end up in bad situations asking people to get them out.

Man that Jacob kid is weird

Jacob by Strokemycock2.0 March 18, 2019

Jacob 

A name normally associated with a gym addicted sad prick who does nothing but move to dead tings named Georgia. We pray for people who are named Jacob because they’re 19 and still in college which is ultimately sad 1 like 1 prayer

The word JACOB can be used in this sentence “ aye look at that pussyole he’s deffo a Jacob pfft wasteman”

Jacob by John names March 18, 2019

jacob 

A person whom is both weird and an emo child. Hes got an amazing smile and an asymmetrical face. He cares for his friends but they fall for him easily.

friend: do you see that kid wearing black over there?
me: oh ya his name is probably Jacob

friend: oh my friend really likes him

jacob by felixflys627 March 19, 2019

Jacob 

Jacob is very confused on who he is, he is very careing sweet and kind. But may not know how to make you feel better is tuff situations, he is into music, and is kinda a loner or shy

Look at Jacob

He looks emo

Jacob by Thatpussyeaterrep March 24, 2019

Jacob 

Knows jack shit about star wars.

Jacob: "Anakin married Leia."

Jacob by jacobisreallygay March 24, 2019

Jacob 

Jacob is a guy that is smart, athletic, cute, has the best smile, selfless and always loves for you (even if he appears that he doesn't). He is the best boyfriend and knows how to treat every single girl right if you are with him. He will make stupid jokes, normally has brown hair, a tad taller then average, Is friends with everyone, Is good at basically all sports and can make you smile with his smile, He will always put others first even if that means putting himself down, He is a good kisser and will make you send sparks when you see him!

Person1: OMG OMG THERE'S JACOB
Person2: HE'S SO CUTE

Jacob by HumbleZung March 28, 2019

Jacob 

Salty person

Don’t be jacob

Jacob by Snapple is good April 2, 2019