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jackson hales 

contrary to popular belief, not all jacksons are tall, athletic, and fuck like tigers, there is in fact 1 extra special type of jackson out there, jackson hales. now normally a jackson would be all the things I listed earlier but in fact with the addition of hales, just fucks the entire thing up completely to be honest, I mean one look at this guy and you'd be lucky to never be able to maintain full erection again.
help please god, jackson hales is assaulting me again!
jackson hales by Papa Brayden January 22, 2018
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Jackson Four

Based on a Lil Wayne lyric, the "Jackson Four" can be used as shorthand for any unwanted group, usually of fringe friends, that you left or want to leave behind.
Has anyone heard from the Jackson Four? Haven't seen them in ages.
Jackson Four by Turler August 3, 2018

Jackson Vella 

A very active boy he is gifted and smart.Loves playing video games and loves his cute sister.He loves playing soccer and is awesome at alot of things.
Your so Jackson Vella!!!
Jackson Vella by JaxSepticeye August 16, 2018

Jackson 3 

Micheal Jackson has a reputation for being a child predator. In interviews of these victims they said he would put two in the pink one in the stink. Therefore, he acquired the nickname “Jackson 3” in honor of the creation of an exquisite sex move.
“Jackson 3 my pussy😫😫”
Craig gave me the Jackson 3 last night
Jackson 3 by Doctor Cocter March 8, 2019

Jackson Skelton 

Jackson Skelton never puts 10 dollars in during blackjack because is a rich cunt.

Jackson Rose 

A Jackson Rose is a certain person you need in your life.
I wish a Jackson Rose type person was here!
Jackson Rose by jackson rose August 29, 2019

Jackson Baker 

Good at overwatch. Not much else known.
Person A: who’s Jackson Baker?

Person B: idfk but he’s good at overwatch, I think.
Jackson Baker by Jackson Baker September 3, 2019