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contrary to popular belief, not all jacksons are tall, athletic, and fuck like tigers, there is in fact 1 extra special type of jackson out there, jackson hales. now normally a jackson would be all the things I listed earlier but in fact with the addition of hales, just fucks the entire thing up completely to be honest, I mean one look at this guy and you'd be lucky to never be able to maintain full erection again.
help please god, jackson hales is assaulting me again!
by Papa Brayden January 22, 2018
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