traffic grape jam

when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple

God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.

by trigger mikes March 30, 2010

Chocolate Grape Stomping

To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to your knees. Slowly insert one foot at a time in said douchebags cornhole. When both feet are snugly inserted start mashing and stomping away at the chocolate grapes.

Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006

Peel Me a Grape

Sarcastic retort to trivial information. infers a lack of care about any given subject or idea.

Hayley says "Jake, you don't come to school and still pass anyways" Jake Says "peel me a grape"

by Mysteryinformant September 14, 2012

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

Rob: Did you hear about the school shooting in Alabama?
Chad: They did surgery on a grape

by Basc69 November 27, 2018

Grape Ring POP!

When a man and woman are engaged in the anal sex,the man quickly pulls out creating a POP sound, and simultaneously pulls the grape ring pop from her mouth into her vagina.

Man 1: "Hey how was the hookup last night?"
Man 2: "It was crazy! She asked me to give her a Grape Ring POP!"

by YungPube May 6, 2021

feeding her grapes

Telling a person what they want to hear although it may not be truthful.

He told her he loved her when he didn’t, he was feeding her grapes.

by Sweetheart Bear May 21, 2021

Grape snow cone

When a girl doesn’t like giving head so she squeezes the shaft and just sucks the tip and it turns all purple like she’s licking a snow cone.

Alan Jackson song Chatahoochee” I was willing but she wasn’t ready so I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone”

by Mike Oxsmells January 6, 2019