Shoe faced

The act of being so insanely drunk that you vomit in a pair of shoes, rarely your own.

Trey was barefoot the rest of Halloween night because Lauren was shoe faced!

Lauren shoe faced all in my Sperrys.

Lauren, why do my Chucks smell like vomit? You are shoe faced!

by tweedledeeandfriends July 09, 2013

shoe roof

Mateo potato's anctient shoe that hit the roof

that was a MASSIVE shoe roof jimmy, that caused an insane amount of collateral damage we are not going to be able to sell the house.

by Alex rtehehehe April 08, 2021

norwegian shoe

Butt plug

This Norwegian shoe has been in me all day

by Lickasshole October 07, 2020

Shoe-Wiffer

A person that has uncontrollable indulges in smelling shoe's.

Who would of thought that he was a shoe-wiffer !

by Pliers-001 May 27, 2011

Brick Shoes

A shoe that is not raising in price for resale value

Those shoes are brick shoes

by TheWordlyMan January 22, 2023

Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 18, 2021

Spongebob Shoes

Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on

When my shoes started squeaking that’s how I knew they were Spongebob shoes.

by YuOfTheNight November 05, 2019