Irish Alzheimers

A condition primarily (not exclusively) seen in women of Irish ancestry involving a loss of rational and objective memory, specifically as it pertains to any past misdoings on their behalf. This lapse in memory is almost always accompanied by an innate ability to recall with unparalleled clarity any wrong others have caused them, regardless of how trivial or seemingly unrelated.

I was winning the argument with Patricia until her Irish Alzheimers flared up and she reminded me that on our third date I told her she didn't look good in yellow.

by Raws December 23, 2015

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Irish welfare

Getting a job on the police force or fire department.

Hey Seamus, have you seen Sean around? No, he's on Irish welfare and is works mid-nights.

by Ed Boron September 27, 2018

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Irish Hand Grenade

A mixed drink typically drunk on St. Patrick's Day, made and drunk like so.
1. Fill a pint glass halfway with a stout such as Guiness.
2. Fill two shot glasses, one with Irish cream such as Baileys and one with Irish whiskey such as Jameson and set them both inside the top of the glass so that they wedge against each other.
3. Pull out the shot of Irish whiskey like you would the pin of a hand grenade and down the shot. The shot of Irish cream will fall in to the stout. Down that next.

"Sure do love these Irish Hand Grenades. Just wish it wasn't so fucking awkward."

by Aelle February 6, 2019

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Irish Facial

to get sprayed in the face from a beer can opened under pressure.

what happens when someone shakes a beer can and gives it to an unsuspecting victim.

tired of fetching her boyfriend beer, she decided to give him an Irish facial and shook the PBR as hard as she could.

by SillyFeline September 5, 2016

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