Somebody not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship. Not interested in peace, just self-righteousness.
by Dope Slanger April 19, 2006

Character actor best known for his sardonic wit on the VH1 retro specials "I Love The 80's"; "I Love The 70's"; and "I Love The 80's Strikes Back", not to mention the newer "I Love The 90's" shows.
by Neilmiser June 1, 2004

n. A person famous for being funny on VH-1 shows while failing miserably at all other attempts at humor. He is often teamed up with other non-funny comedians in shows that suck, but for some reason Comedy Central keeps giving these douche nozzles new shows for people to ignore.
Douche Bag: Michael Ian Black is so funny! I love that show Michael and Michael Have Issues on Comedy Central!
Normal Guy: Is that that show with those fags from The State and Stella?
Douche Bag: Hey they're funny!
Normal Guy: Yeah they're so funny they've had like 12 shows cancelled.
Normal Guy: Is that that show with those fags from The State and Stella?
Douche Bag: Hey they're funny!
Normal Guy: Yeah they're so funny they've had like 12 shows cancelled.
by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

The biggest hate-monger ever born on the island of Ireland. Once stood up in the European Parliament and screamed at the pope. Employs inflammatory, anti-Catholic rhetoric, then throws up his hands and proclaims it's nothing to do with him when Unionist paramilitaries go on the rampage. Refuses to do us all a favour by dying.
by CWulf September 1, 2005

A hilarious comic. The voice of the Pets.com spokesdog; in STELLA comedy troupe; the funniest, sexiest, comic on I love the 70's, 80's, and 90's.
by Trinidy Larson July 17, 2004

1. Someone with a phony doctorate.
2. Religious and politcal leader in Northern Ireland with a phony doctorate and an extremely suspect religion.
2. Religious and politcal leader in Northern Ireland with a phony doctorate and an extremely suspect religion.
Bob: Check out my doctorate in computer science!
Adrian: Wait a minute... this is written on two sheets of toilet paper, and it's signed by you, AND you spelt your own name wrong!
Bob: It's all good!
Adrian: Wait a minute... this is written on two sheets of toilet paper, and it's signed by you, AND you spelt your own name wrong!
Bob: It's all good!
by Honest Bob January 18, 2005
