Tuesday

Just a typical day on the third day of the week

Dude 1: "Bro, Tuesdays are the best!"
Dude 2:"Nah, I think Mondays are the best cause I can make myself suffer in work again"

by Home depot worker May 4, 2019

tuesday

Essentially the Rapture without the ascension, Tuesday is an event where everything bad goes down

Sean: Ah, I see
Frank: Partly or fully?
Sean: Partly of course, following what happened on Tuesday
Frank (clueless): What happened on Tuesday?
Sean: It was Tuesday (It was Tuesday)

by Ank57 August 10, 2021

double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy

by double chonker September 30, 2022

Tanqueray Tuesday

Tanqueray Tuesday originated from the iconic gin brand, Tanqueray. Known for its exceptional quality and craftsmanship, Tanqueray has been a favorite among gin lovers for generations. The brand wanted to create a dedicated day where gin enthusiasts could come together and celebrate their love for Tanqueray.

Let’s make some bad decisions, it’s Tanqueray Tuesday !

by mav_maaar.leey September 5, 2023

Titty Tuesday

A Titty Tuesday is a really good Tuesday as opposed to a Shitty Tuesday. Titties are good and shitty is just shitty.

“I’m having a Titty Tuesday” “We supposed to be having a titty Tuesday not a shitty Tuesday”

by Dgrace May 3, 2022

Cat Tuesday

Possibly the greatest holiday ever. Every Tuesday, the coolest people wear their favorite piece of clothing that has a cat depicted on it.

Bro, I got to tightest fit for next Cat Tuesday

by Catz rox December 15, 2018

Check tuesday

A word used by the popular madden streamer named sketch.

Sketch: check tuesday, check Tuesday brother! Special teams, special plays, special players.

Person: whatsup brother 👦☝️

by ShifxyWr3ps on yt April 27, 2024