Huddersfield abid

A Man with unusually large hands. Huddersfield Abids are known to lie all the time. They are simply referred to as 'The Fox'

Let's go see the Huddersfield Abid let's see if he's lying again.

by Huddersfield Clown September 5, 2020

Hedgehogging

Piercing your balls and scrotum with shit-covered needles while jerking off to concentration camp footage.

Gary died of sepsis after a ferocious bout of hedgehogging

by sepsispepsi June 17, 2018

hudger

Location in which one takes (or leaves) a hudge (see 'hudge).

I just cleared everyone out of the hudger, dude!

by Slappy September 29, 2003

Huddersfield university

A mismatched university where only the Chinese or desperate go. Go to Huddersfield if you don’t speak English as none of the locals or students do either, the locals speak ‘Yorkshire’ and pronounce their town as ‘uddersfield’ many believing this is due to the large population of cows in the area, and although most of the girls are large and smell like sh*t they are in fact not talking about udders at all and simply stupid c**ts and cannot pronounce the letter ‘H’ also, the real name for Huddersfield University is ‘THE University of Huddersfield’ yet the locals are also too thick to know the existence of the word ‘the’ too. Only good thing going for it is the fact that there is many even sh*ttier places to get pissed up around it, Leeds, Manchester, ShakeyWakey and so on so if you go to THE University of Huddersfield don’t worry you will always be drunk and have a greggs pasty in hand, just like the rest of the locals, you’ll fit right in.

Is everyone at Huddersfield university Chinese? No some are drunk too

by Izokay24 May 15, 2018

hedgehog

A woman (or man, possibly) of easy virtue.

Probably from: 'She had so much dick in her, she looked like a hedgehog'

"Get that hedgehog away from the water cooler, else we're all getting the clap"

by Listwhore August 24, 2006

hedgecock

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwaukus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Tends to habitate privet and gorse bushes from where it's unfeasibly long beak will suddenly extend and furiously peck at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Marvellous" "Fantastic".

"Excellent a lesser spotted Hedgecock we've not seen one of those around here since my Uncle Wilf was but a whelp"

by Garfunkel Trubshaw September 24, 2008

Shadow the hedgehog

The most annoying character in the sonic the hedgehog series. All he does is sit on a porch drinking a 40 talking about getting reparations for his ancestors hard work. In recent times he now uses guns as a weapon,which he holds sideways. I guess he was some sort of basketball superstar but gave that up for his rap career. His future plans include protesting sega for clearly being racists, and fucking rouge with his 9 inch dick.

Shadow the hedgehog is too lazy to be givin an example.

by Cereal Killer Bitch February 10, 2018