Sorry, guys I can’t play COD tonight. The homework spider ate my copy. Should have done that essay last night.
by Ocean Goblin December 29, 2020
Get the Homework Spidermug. a torture device that teachers get really horny when giving it to students and watching them get upset that their perfect day/weekend is now ruined, with more shitty work from their horny bastard of a teacher who has a sir/ma’am kink
“I just got assigned so much homework”
“Im really horny when giving my students homework” -a totally normal teacher
“Im really horny when giving my students homework” -a totally normal teacher
by @n@n0n¥m0vz May 25, 2021
Get the Homeworkmug. bitch ass teachers being fucking cucks and making all the children slaves after theyve already had 7 FUCKING HOURS OF SCHOOL HOLY SHIT
Did u get the homework in math?
Fatass fucking cow 5 chin nemo coconut forehead lookin ass bitch fucking Juice WRLD slurr wit a studder fucking nigger
Oh.... ok bye
Fatass fucking cow 5 chin nemo coconut forehead lookin ass bitch fucking Juice WRLD slurr wit a studder fucking nigger
Oh.... ok bye
by motherchoker420 September 18, 2019
Get the Homeworkmug. by Qualzoc October 19, 2020
Get the Homeworkmug. The definition of pain and suffering where you get nothing in return. It's basically child labor but for writing and the teachers give way too much homework now. The only time in school where you do not "Learn" which is just sitting in the same place and doing labor" is recess which is not that long and there are like only 4 activities
Teacher: WHAT IS 369812 Divided by 245 You:LET ME THINK PLEASE. Teacher:Time Is Up report your homework to my desk:You: I Am Going To get Beaten By My Parents. You:Ahhhhh another day of pain
by A Name That Is Taken February 9, 2021
Get the Homeworkmug. by _a human_ May 23, 2021
Get the Homeworkmug. The thing that heartless teachers give you to make sure you have no social life whatsoever. Also, probably the thing you're supposed to be doing (like me) but you're not, because you're looking at definitions on Urban Dictionary. I don't blame you, I'm doing it too. I don't give a shit if I'm gonna get detention.
Timetable:
8:30 am-3:10 pm - School (torture)
3:15 pm-3:16 pm - Time to talk to your friends and enjoy your life
3:16 pm-3:20 pm - Time it takes approximately to get home
3:20 pm-7:30 am - Doing homework
8:30 am - You start school and you realise you haven't even done half of your homework
And it goes on and on, each year gets worse.
8:30 am-3:10 pm - School (torture)
3:15 pm-3:16 pm - Time to talk to your friends and enjoy your life
3:16 pm-3:20 pm - Time it takes approximately to get home
3:20 pm-7:30 am - Doing homework
8:30 am - You start school and you realise you haven't even done half of your homework
And it goes on and on, each year gets worse.
by schoolisshit January 26, 2020
Get the Homeworkmug.