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Haster

Haster, the guy who like to slaughter people, his goals is to became 2n hitler
Chil:Hi haster how are you
*stabs*
by Haste4 April 14, 2021
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Hesner

Hesner is a big family
by Jonathan merges May 15, 2021
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heterocirklen

A circle of heterosexual men standing outside and throwing a ball, most likely a football, to each other.

This phenomenon is most often seen outside in a public space, such as Nørrebroparken, so that men can attract attention from the opposite sex.
The game involving a ball gives men an opportunity to show women that they have the ability to both grab/kick a ball and drink beer at the same time.
The males in the circle are most often adorned with a dark hoodie and new sneaks. It is important that the body is loose so, in order to perceive the expression of chillness and down-to-earth vibes, possibly with a hand or two in the pocket of a beige-colored pant. The head applied an inverted Wood Wood cap, strike the ball while swinging from one side to the other, stretching in the air, bending down, bending forward, backward, or hanging downward, to attract the female for mating.

It is not yet known whether hetrocirklen is a successful opportunity to attract a mate for the participating male.
Whilst in Nørrebroparken/Fælledparken:

"Where do you wanna sit?"
"I dunno - just far away from heterocirklen over there."

"What are those guys doing?"

"Looks like they are throwing a ball."
by noserpp May 29, 2021
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Helter Selzter

The same as a case race but in place of beer you drink hard seltzer’s.
Joseph and Tommy did a Helter Selzter and they both got half way through and passed out in the same Busch.
by swampdonkey116 July 4, 2021
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Heterobroski

a heterosexual who is a total broski. like a super cool heterosexual who is just a chill human being.
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"this spam is...ACCEPTABLE"
by Ur buddy nova July 5, 2021
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Heterofanatic

(Noun: Heterofanaticism)
The technical term for any straight person that sees heterosexuality as the one and only true and natural sexuality and therefore cannot possibly accept any other gender with the incredible lack of common sense they have. This often refers to any sort of homophobic, transphobic and other anti-LGBTQ behaviour.
"Dude, have you heard? The owner literally banned someone just because they were homosexual!"
"Seriously? What is that guy?Some sort of heterofanatic?
by BloxxingDinosaurus July 9, 2021
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Hetero Sapien

Someone so straight that they can be classified as an entirely new species, Hetero Sapiens.
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags
by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
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