poo helmet

The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least

Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door

by Dayboi May 29, 2016

hamburger helper hands

Thick meaty hands

Calebs got them meaty hamburger helper hands

by Quaf June 2, 2016

coppers helmet

Head of penis. Copper is British slang for a policeman, their protective hats are bell shaped

I don't know how the soccer player didn't score from that position.
I could have put it in the net using my coppers helmet!

by mshypz July 3, 2017

dutch helmet

When two males are riding tandem on a motorcycle, with only a helmet on, the gentleman in the back is required to provide hands on protection for the package in the front.

Did you see the two guys pull a dutch helmet going down the road the other day??

by Chalky84 July 28, 2017

chocolate helmet

A chocolate helmet occurs when a penis tip enters a soils anus, and when removed is covered in feces.

I popped my penis in her ass and had a chocolate helmet when I removed it.

by Mushy mellow November 18, 2018

god helmet

hijab

yo that is a bangin god helmet, where can I get one of those??

by johnrene22 May 24, 2019

Hewlett helper

Flushing your fecal matter before wiping, to avoid clogging an old or inadequate plumbing system with a high volume of feces and toilet paper.

"Our staff toilet will overflow unless you give it a Hewlett helper"

by davemarcis911 July 26, 2019