Heaven

A place made up by christians so that they may threaten they're offspring into behaving and taking punishment.

Mom said I'm not gonna get into heaven

"Your not getting into heaven!!!" -mom

by God Themself October 11, 2020

Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

found heavening

The act of listening to found heaven by Conan Gray

We are found heavening

by Carl the snail April 9, 2024

aaliyah heaven

the coolest girl on earth .....

Tsukishima : I have a crush on Aaliyah Heaven ...
Yamaguchi : The coolest girl on earth ??

by shawtybae321 March 9, 2021

Mother of Heaven

A messenger deity that comes down to earth in the form of a celestial bird.

The Mother of Heaven proclaimed a villager as the chosen one, claiming that they would rule the village at adulthood.

by Krmailence May 21, 2024

Hotel Heaven

discord server for the most sus humans to exist

hey would you send me a link to Hotel Heaven?

by urban-nerd May 14, 2021

Hot Rod to Heaven

Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven

"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven

by rankstorn September 3, 2013