Handjob

Get a free handjob from your girlfriend

Hey babe its december 7th, HANDJOB TIMEE
sigh *gets hands ready*

by woler December 6, 2022

Handjob

To fap on someone, specifically another man.

Mario came over and give his buddy Luigi a good old handjob.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Hanukkunnilingus

Performing cunnilingus on a Jewish woman every night of Hannukah.

It is considered a mitzvah. Mazel tov!
🕎
Hat tip to the Jewish gift receiver!

On the 8th night of Hanukkunnilingus she was wishing for a 9th night of Hannukah!

by @BigMac December 17, 2022

Hanjeezer

A very wise man who is also very handsome an cool. He is diagnosed with Mega Chad Giga Brain syndrome and is liked by all. He is good at everything but his friends bully him somtimes.

Person 1: That boy tryna bee like Hanjeezer
Person 2: Yeah Hanjeezer is the goat
Person 3: Con is so baaad compared to Hanjeezer

by Hanjeezer March 23, 2023

Handjob

The act of a woman rubbing up and down on a man’s penis. This will make the man reach an orgasm and will cum.

Gabby and her boyfriend, Dj went camping together near a lake by themselves. Gabby and Dj were sitting by the campfire and got really bored. Then, suddenly, Gabby placed her hand on Dj’s pants and start undressing him. Dj was grinning and got a boner. Gabby started giving him a handjob. She rubbed his penis up and down until Dj cummed on Gabby’s shirt.

by Dickyiuh April 5, 2023

Handjolier

When one person lays on a table and another person hangs from the ceiling, mission impossible style, and gives the first person a hand job.

After dinner, we cleared the table so Nick could give me a handjolier. Good thing I added that extra support in the ceiling.

by Brandywine Viking August 18, 2023

Hanukkunnilingus

Performing cunnilingus on a Jewish woman every night of Hanukkah. 🕎
It is considered a Mitzvah. Mazel Tov!
Hat tip to the gift giver!

On the 8th night of Hanukkunnilingus she was hoping that there was a 9th night of Hanukkah! 😜

by @BigMac May 16, 2023