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the hand that feeds

a song written by trent reznor of nine inch nails on the with teeth album
Will you bite the hand that feeds
Will you chew until it bleeds
Can you get up off your knees
are you brave enough to see
do you want to change it
by Jesse Iniguez June 16, 2008
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poopy hand

the act of putting your hand between self's butt cheeks (collecting the residue on to the hand) and putting the hand in another one's mouth.
Roberto never spoke to Keong again after the poopy hand.
by kmin July 4, 2010
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Hand Brownie

When a girl or guy shits in their hand and gives a sloppy hand job.
Wow Monica just gave me a hand brownie and it was delicious.
by P-Jizzle September 5, 2016
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Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.
Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom
by fivesome April 2, 2015
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Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.
I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018
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old hand

When you are in a Google Meet or a Zoom call and you raise your hand, but forget to put it down so when someone calls on you, you say, "OLD HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Teacher: Sawyer, do you have a question?
Sawyer: oLd hAnD!!!
by shxdofrost March 10, 2021
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Gravy hand

A person known for getting guys off with their hand.
The wrestling team loves Dan. No, it's just because he's a gravy hand.
by Author's ashes February 1, 2017
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