Handy Foursome

A handy foursome is a rich man’s circle jerk. Usually takes place in the Cigar lounge right after the fox hunt, top hats and monocles are required

“Oi mate me and tony are headed to the Handy Foursome”

by Cuntcrusader69 May 2, 2023

handbool

When an idiot can't even spell something simple like "handbook"

Jeremy: My new car has a handbool under the passenger seat.

Michael: Handbool? Why are you retarded?

by Rick Bahbosa May 20, 2023

Handbag Hustler

A woman who has 3 or more sugar daddies on the go, has them all buy her an identical handbag, that she later opens and carries around on dates. She keeps 2 sealed and pristine and sells back to the shop for cash or on the premium secondhand market.

Man, not sure you should be buying that for her, she might be a bit of a handbag hustler.

by yaguide August 8, 2023

Handycuffies

An uber-diminuative form handcuffs.

Oh no! My cutie patootie had been arrested! How am I gonna get out of these handycuffies?

by ReUnComplete August 16, 2023

handy tom

a "Handy Tom" mostly refers to gay men who are known for giving handjobs (can be applied to anyone just normally applied to gay men)

"Wow have you seen that video of Rick he I such a Handy Tom!"

by bddhh January 6, 2024

HandBrownie

When you are feeling depressed because you are moving and your best friend, who absolutely adores you & hates the idea of you being sad, sends you a picture of a brownie chunk to make you feel happy.

I’m sad, I hope Lem gives me a HandBrownie so hard.

by Bullseyelem April 25, 2024

handymanish

Adjective
1 . Used to describe items or tools used by a professional handyman.

Dave recalled seeing handymanish fittings in his brother's basement that would help with his leaking sink.

by Keriosaga June 19, 2024