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human trailer

A person who rides/slides attatched by a rope to the rear of an automobile. Ideal in snowy/icy conditions at speeds of 10-40 MPH.
Video-taping yourself as a human trailer provides a evening of entertaining antics.
by britishguy April 18, 2004
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whale of a human

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018
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Human CentiPAX

A term for the phenomenon of people ripping too many farts in a large crowd, under the cover of anonymity. The collective offense hangs so thick in the air, the farts are not only in your mouth, but travel the whole way down such that you fart other people’s farts. The cycle is perpetuated by other people then farting your farts.

This often occurs at gaming conventions, where many attendees need reminders to practice basic hygiene.
Pax East 2020 was the smelliest convention I ever attended, it was like being in the middle position of a Human CentiPAX.
by Filthy Richard March 2, 2020
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Human Cocktipede

A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.
"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."

"What the fuck."
by The Granite Guzzler May 31, 2021
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Human-Counterfeit:

A person who tries to give the impression of greatness or highlight their strong social and moral standers within the community or public eye, but in reality when looked at deeply have skeletons in their closet that would make the most despicable seem to have saint hood status, Human-Counterfeit.
Human-Counterfeit: Did you catch that Politician on the TV last night singing their song of greatness, what a Human-Counterfeit?

Human-counterfeit: The preacher man invited me to attend his church down the street to save my soul. What the heck, this dude talk’s smack about everyone in the community if they don’t attend his church. What a Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Hay dude did you think we would ever live in a society with so many Human-Counterfeit.
by Justden May 11, 2019
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Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.
The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.
by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011
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human fridge

that guy who always has food around
Dude, are you a human fridge? It's like you always have beef jerky around.
by Qul Broe July 17, 2016
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