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German Mudcake

After digesting 6 tacos from taco bell, you engage in sexual activities with your partner and then you take you penis out of her vagina and proceed to excrete feces all over her face and say "Auchtung."
After eating many taco bell i gave my bitch a german mudcake, just for kicks.
by RexIsDead November 28, 2007
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German Squishy

when you take a shit and put it in a plastic bag, seal it and then throw it at a random persons face when they are sleeping
Jon- oh man last night i gave kyle a German Squishy, there was shit everywhere

Ralph- thats fucking sweet man
by coltonz. May 3, 2010
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German Sprinter

A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.
So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!
by Flam Drags September 10, 2010
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German Flight Goggles

A man takes a hold of his man-junk and places one of his testicles over each eye socket of his partners face (as if wearing goggles) while draping his penis down the nose shaft.
My girl was asleep lastnight, and I made her wear the German Flight Goggles
by Lidless2010 October 30, 2010
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German Fiddler

- When 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse.

- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.

- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.

- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.
dude, i just gave that chick a german fiddler
by InfamousBrownie October 17, 2011
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German Malamute

A sex act that involves being forced to ingest synthetic drugs, while being anally violated by a man in his 70's with green teeth, while 2 dogs in the room clean their own testicles.
That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.
by Purple SUV November 17, 2012
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German Surprise

A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".
I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!
by stonedonajax October 2, 2013
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