After digesting 6 tacos from taco bell, you engage in sexual activities with your partner and then you take you penis out of her vagina and proceed to excrete feces all over her face and say "Auchtung."
by RexIsDead November 28, 2007
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Jon- oh man last night i gave kyle a German Squishy, there was shit everywhere
Ralph- thats fucking sweet man
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by coltonz. May 3, 2010
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A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.
So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!
by Flam Drags September 10, 2010
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by Lidless2010 October 30, 2010
Get the German Flight Goggles mug.- When 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse.
- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.
- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.
- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.
- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.
- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.
- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.
by InfamousBrownie October 17, 2011
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That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.
by Purple SUV November 17, 2012
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I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!
by stonedonajax October 2, 2013
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