coach greg

-a coach from Santa Monica High School who teaches shot-put and discuss for the school's track team
-a tall, dark, and husky man who is not married and is looking for a wife soon.
-also, a teacher for retarded kids who can not help themselves in stupid subjects like first-grade mathamatics or preschool biology.

Student #1- "Ey did you see coach greg the other day?"
Student #2- "Yah man! He started to beat the crap out of me because i didn't stay at school until 7 at night to practice throwing balls (the shot put)."
Student #1- "Dude dont worry about it, he has nobody to be with so he just keeps you after school to be with him"
Student #2- "Yah i know, whatever man!"
Student #1- "Okay. Bye"

by Elmer Cady January 9, 2008

greg

To cock something up, to make a hash of it,

Oh no, I've totally gregged this mechanism up!!
Man, my bike is gregged!

by h-bombed January 15, 2009

Greg

When you drink a little bit and pass out. You puke on yourself while passed out. Then you wake up the next morning thinking you feel like shit but in reality you just dont feel like doing anything pussy

Oh man Sawyer was being a real Greg yesterday

by TG and JG December 28, 2008

hh gregg

an elctronic retail store as well as an appliance retailer. low prices are there, as well as a single black person. it's not like pets mart, so don't bring your giraffe. they have everything from tv's to mattresses. also available during the summer are feeding trough for your slave quarters. this store has been around for almost thirty years. hh gregg has low prices because they pay slave children in arizona with playdoh and cow feces.

Hey Morticiah have you seen my penis?
- No man i've been at HH Gregg.

by Morticiah Feelonya April 22, 2011

greg

(verb) to fail miserably, without any hope of saving face; specifically refers to completely failing a school assignment or exam. Usually used for dire situations.

Variations: gregging, gregged,

Oh my God, I totally just gregged that test my mom is gonna kick my ass.

by Johnny Redcock December 29, 2011

Greg

The biggest tool to ever walk the earth. Is extremely over sensitive and a flaming homosexual. His favorite artists are Jack Johnson and Brandon Flowers.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the way that guy looked at me?

Guy 2: Yeah bro he totally checked you out.

Guy 1: What a freakin Greg

Guy 2: Definitely a Greg..

by ChadHenne October 13, 2010

Greg

A Greg in the wild will often drink in excess and then lose all sense of self. Others around him are often left red faced and ashamed that they have taken a Greg under their wing. Don't let a Greg fool you, they will go by another name to cover up their true identity. Watch out for these predictable creatures, approach with caution!

"I thought that guy was chill, but he was just a Greg."

by Not a Greg fan October 6, 2008