Eh! Greg

Created By Strong Bad, a "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes"-like character made from permanent marker and a polaroid of Strong Mad. Also known as "Ready for Primetime"

Strong Mad: Sweety cakes. SWEETY CAKES!

Strong Bad: Sweety Cakes? S-ohhhhhh, yeah I guess it DOES look like one of those "Sweet Cuppin Cakes" guys!

Eh Steve: "Eh! Greg"

Eh! Greg by Julian June 8, 2004

a greg 

A cigarette.

-Dude wana go outside and have a greg.
-No bra i smoked a whole pack last night and my lungs told me that they were moving out.
-Word

a greg by Randy12345 January 18, 2010

coach greg 

-a coach from Santa Monica High School who teaches shot-put and discuss for the school's track team
-a tall, dark, and husky man who is not married and is looking for a wife soon.
-also, a teacher for retarded kids who can not help themselves in stupid subjects like first-grade mathamatics or preschool biology.

Student #1- "Ey did you see coach greg the other day?"
Student #2- "Yah man! He started to beat the crap out of me because i didn't stay at school until 7 at night to practice throwing balls (the shot put)."
Student #1- "Dude dont worry about it, he has nobody to be with so he just keeps you after school to be with him"
Student #2- "Yah i know, whatever man!"
Student #1- "Okay. Bye"

coach greg by Elmer Cady January 9, 2008

The Greg Commandments 

1. We shall not betray Greg.

2. We shall spread the word of Gregatorius and follow in his word
3. We shall not sin against Greggy and we will be condemned if so
4. We must bow to our lord every time we encounter the God and our savior.
5. Treat your neighbor like how you would treat Greg
6. You shall not lie, replace, or steal from our grand master
7. You shall not curse or degrade our Greg or punishment such as murder, spanking, and words Greg wouldn’t want to hear would be done and said
8. Be obedient to Greg
9. If Greg chooses to marry and date anyone but his followers, respect his choice but behind his back cry all your tears out, don’t let our God see us vulnerable, we must be strong

10. If his fellow lads stare or degrade us, don’t be afraid to do it back

We must follow the Greg Commandments in order to succeed.

The Greg Commandments by imgay,reallygay September 5, 2021

jedi greg maddux

Extremely misunderstood and underrated member of the Jedi Council.

oh jedi greg maddux is soooo hawt!!!!111

jedi greg maddux by yep February 25, 2005

salty greg 

When you abruptly stop going down on your significant other to shout at them for not appreciating you

And then out of nowhere he pulled a Salty Greg on me!

salty greg by Bleebledorp August 5, 2017

sketchy greg 

Any weird kid who you've known for a long time but you realize you don't know at all.

Anyone odd enough to wear fur an obnoxious glasses.

A social meep.

She: hahahahaha
She: he's so sketchy, sketchy greg
She: he always seems like he's being fake
xT: Yeah I can't imagine him being real
She: hahahaa I wonder who he is, really

sketchy greg by Meepymeep April 19, 2006