by MackDaddy13 May 21, 2023
The act of you and your best bro scissoring your taints, while holding your nut sacks so as to not cross the threshold of gay.
"Hey bro, are you ready to run the gooch caboose later tonight?"
"Yeah bro, I'll bring the nut butter!"
"Yeah bro, I'll bring the nut butter!"
by Prince ChrisP May 21, 2024
Generic name for a cryptid where they do a state name and two other words that don't make much since
by Tamji February 09, 2024
by MrYogiBear November 27, 2022
When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn
Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
by The Electrical General December 05, 2020
The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.
Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.
Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!
Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....
Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!
Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....
Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
by Sticky_Green September 17, 2021
by GoochThot47 April 28, 2021