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Gooch fur

Refers to the normally hairy region between your balls and asshole
My buddy said that he needed to shave totally bald for this lady he was dating, gooch fur and everything.
by Trout wrangler March 6, 2021
mugGet the Gooch furmug.

gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.
Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato
by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017
mugGet the gooch potatomug.

Gooching

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds
I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.
by GoonerSynonyms February 4, 2025
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Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.
After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.
by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018
mugGet the Gooch Ricottamug.

Gooch Cheddar

Occurs when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without showering and a thin layer of cheese accumulates between the crack and sack.

This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.
I’ll have the triple cheddar burger, but if Gooch Cheddar’s on the guest list, I’ma pass.
by Ricky Suenos January 18, 2025
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Gooch Week

Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!
by 50ShadesOfTommy December 28, 2018
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Gooch scooch

The thing that dogs do
Dave had an itch so he gooch scooched to the bedroom
by Thatskaterkid August 2, 2022
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