The glasses a feminists view a male through. The less effeminate and like a female the guy is, the more the feminist goggles distort reality.
When a girl tells a guy fuck you and its meant as an insult, more guys than not would hear the insult it was meant to be. The double standard is in the way guys don't get to say fuck you to each other without something happening, and females know how to get by without anything happening (unless its to the guy such as jail time or other similar consequences).
Girl-Fuck you!
What a guy is really like- Fuck you too ya mouthy fuckin cunt!
Guy through feminist goggles-Oh fuck she said fuck you, now I'm gonna have to fight a hard on. Whether I'm attracted to a girl in a romantic way or not, I know that because she's a girl and she said fuck you I'm gonna end up getting a hard on. All guys are like me (except guys that think like females). I hear things exactly as I want them to be, and if its a female, since I want to fuck her whether I've thought about whether I'd really want to fuck the girl (or marry the girl) or not, I want to hear her talk to me about fucking.
Girl-Fuck you!
What a guy is really like- Fuck you too ya mouthy fuckin cunt!
Guy through feminist goggles-Oh fuck she said fuck you, now I'm gonna have to fight a hard on. Whether I'm attracted to a girl in a romantic way or not, I know that because she's a girl and she said fuck you I'm gonna end up getting a hard on. All guys are like me (except guys that think like females). I hear things exactly as I want them to be, and if its a female, since I want to fuck her whether I've thought about whether I'd really want to fuck the girl (or marry the girl) or not, I want to hear her talk to me about fucking.
by Solid Mantis July 08, 2019
The act of giving someone a dirty look. The look is for that plain look in the person's eye's when they give you that dirty look and or the lazy eyed look. Making them look like they are wearing a pair of goggles.
"Mom why you shooting goggles at me?"
by Cmele aka GoD of 973 August 17, 2009
1. Shit you use for going under the sea, as in deep sea or SCUBA diving.
2. Something a steampunk person wears, either on their face or hanging around their neck.
3. Those glasses that make you see funny.
4. Those other glasses that make you see funny. See "beer goggles" for more information.
2. Something a steampunk person wears, either on their face or hanging around their neck.
3. Those glasses that make you see funny.
4. Those other glasses that make you see funny. See "beer goggles" for more information.
1. After I touched the hypolimnion, I was glad that I had my special goggles on; my eyes didn't freeze!
2. I realized I needed special goggles when the shiny shit hit my new-fangled air spinning machine.
3. Are these fun house glasses, or just my special goggles?
4. Wow, you look awesome... must be because I'm wearing my special goggles.
2. I realized I needed special goggles when the shiny shit hit my new-fangled air spinning machine.
3. Are these fun house glasses, or just my special goggles?
4. Wow, you look awesome... must be because I'm wearing my special goggles.
by thefriennlyfarmer February 13, 2017
Typically occurring after the event, where due to earlier inebriation, an individual realises that their partner is not as attractive as they thought they were last night.
by george9601 November 21, 2011
The nonprescription glasses girls wear to make them appear smarter and less slutty than they actually are
Stacy started wearing ho goggles but she isn't fooling anybody. That bitch gets passed around more than the collection plate at church
by ghostfaced February 17, 2012
When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.
(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
by Philopean September 11, 2006
by Laura Emily April 14, 2005