The Angry German

The process of punching someone in the face while yelling "Nein!" (Meaning "no" in German)
My friend suggested we go see a lame chick flick, so I gave him a facefull of The Angry German.
by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011
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German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.
Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.
by Random Hero April 21, 2004
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german cereal

It is when various guys jizz in a cup and pour a little milk in with it and mix it around so the splooge doesnt stick out and then take the cup and splash it in your friends face while he is sleeping.
He is sleeping now lets give him a German Cereal.
by mike wal mart February 07, 2008
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German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.
I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.
by One Hung Low October 23, 2007
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german teenager

A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.
Jarvis is a desperate german teenager.
he needs a life.
by pandabandana May 07, 2016
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German Airbrake

An act of recto-genital titilation between two consenting parties involving a phallus and a rectum in a manner which some would consider surprising.
The receiver instigates said titilation by placing one's foreskin over the partner's rectum, with the intention of creating an airtight seal over said rectum. Once in position and presumably on a predetermined signal, the deliverer unleashes gas from one's rectum into the space sealed within one's foreskin. Thus, titilation is achieved and the airbrake is a success.
Rosemary: "Wouldst thou consider a delicacy from the Orient followed by an act of carnal recreation only hitherto experienced in Paris? Namely one up the Khyber?"

Reginald: "That sort of act may be unwise, I have heard foul tales of such diet on the gastric channel. Perhaps, perchance, we may suffice with a German Airbrake whilst one peruses the Times?"
by He What Makes Words December 05, 2022
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