The Angry German

The process of punching someone in the face while yelling "Nein!" (Meaning "no" in German)

My friend suggested we go see a lame chick flick, so I gave him a facefull of The Angry German.

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011

German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.

Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.

by Random Hero April 20, 2004

german kitchen

shitting on someones face

joe gave sally a German kitchen

by jerry smalls October 4, 2007

german cereal

It is when various guys jizz in a cup and pour a little milk in with it and mix it around so the splooge doesnt stick out and then take the cup and splash it in your friends face while he is sleeping.

He is sleeping now lets give him a German Cereal.

by mike wal mart February 6, 2008

German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.

I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.

by One Hung Low November 9, 2007

german hamsterwheel

The shooting of a full grown hamster out of one's ass in order to hit a moving target.

Instead of watching television we engaged in the sport of German hamsterwheel, using my unscrupulous roommate as the target.

by specialpants January 10, 2015

german sauna

A sexual act, during which two consenting individuals both defecate (without flushing) in the toilet and then make love in the steam of a hot shower that has absorbed the vaporous fumes of the preceding bowel movements.

Kelly-Anne and I both had beer cheese shits this morning and we clogged the toilet so we shared a stank german sauna.

by dougsdopedealer December 7, 2016