The Angry German

The process of punching someone in the face while yelling "Nein!" (Meaning "no" in German)
My friend suggested we go see a lame chick flick, so I gave him a facefull of The Angry German.
by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011
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German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.
Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.
by Random Hero April 21, 2004
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german cereal

It is when various guys jizz in a cup and pour a little milk in with it and mix it around so the splooge doesnt stick out and then take the cup and splash it in your friends face while he is sleeping.
He is sleeping now lets give him a German Cereal.
by mike wal mart February 07, 2008
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German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.
I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.
by One Hung Low October 23, 2007
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German Parkour

First, to give context

French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.

Then,

German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!

Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.

Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*
by White MAMBA! November 24, 2011
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german teenager

A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.
Jarvis is a desperate german teenager.
he needs a life.
by pandabandana May 07, 2016
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