German Daunce

Damnce done by cartmen in south park in the episode when chef has to pay a lone so the boys make a stage and cartmen does the german daunce

"fatboy do the german daunce"

by Frogspawn August 4, 2005

Dirty Geraldo

The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.

Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.

by Charlie Muurphy December 12, 2008

German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

by Michael Finger August 28, 2008

German Horse

When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.

Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!

Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011

Geraldo

A "Geraldo" is a half-naked selfie taken in a seedy hotel bathroom whilst trolling the Internet for strange. Also known as the "Anthony Weiner" and "Total Lack of Awareness of the Fact That I Work as a Politician and Can't Troll the Internet for Strange Act."

He works for Fox News, but he took a "Geraldo" to try and get laid and everyone found out about it.

by HaventDefectedYet July 20, 2016

german mudslide

when a girl is sittin in between your legs suckin you off while your standing up, and you give her a nice healthy dose of "beer shits" down the front off her chest as it runs to her belly button!

"Dude, i couldn't hold that shit anymore i just caused the biggest german mudslide ever!

by Nicholas the Great August 22, 2004

Gerald

A male, usually fat and smelly pretending to be a woman on the internet.

"Dude, I think that chick is actually a Gerald."

by Lacaric November 6, 2013