Everlasting Gerbstopper

When you throw in a gerb and leave in your mouth for an extended period of time it acts much like an ever lasting gobstopper

Last night at that party Zach threw in an Everlasting Gerbstopper...hes dank

by Ram Rod 605 June 22, 2010

Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011

stephan gerber

Stephan Gerber is known as the biggest ass of al time.he has beautifully eyes but a shitty personalitie and he is the biggest player in the school

Stephan Gerber has the biggest ego in the world

by 43$ April 19, 2018

Hot Gerbil

When you're smoking a bowl and a hot ember flies down your throat and burns you.

Man, I hit that bowl and got a fucking hot gerbil!

by 87 Heavy September 7, 2018

Mangy Gerbil

Bowel distress, unplanned or recurring porcelain demolition.

Why can't you come to the game with us? Sorry, I've got a mangy gerbil...

by SimmyMatty December 3, 2018

Cameron Gerber

He's an asshole. However, he's very caring and loving. If you're his friend he will stand by your side and let you know when you fucked up. Because of him being an asshole he dgaf about what anyone says or does. In terms of D&D he's a Chaotic Neutral. Be wary if you ever break his trust, he will never trust you again. He hates liers. He's pansexual and a switch. Do whatever you like around him, he probably wont give a fuck.

God Cameron is such an ass

Yeah you know he dont give a fuck. Thats Cameron Gerber.

by That ass December 9, 2019

Stinky gerber

When a homeless guy dips his balls in honey and takes a shit on a dead raccoon and fucks it while screaming stinky gerber stinky gerber

Did you hear about the hobo that did a stinky gerber

by Hidden gerb March 2, 2020