Gashadildo

when the vagina splits open and blood pours into ollie.G's mouth while a 30 inch and 5 inch wide dildo is being fourced up the tight vagina.

ben and ollie were involved in the gashadildo while henry filmed

by thefreak101 October 28, 2011

Cack Gash

Cack meaning shit, faeces or poo. Gash being a womans reproductive organ or vagina. Cack gash invariably means a vagina that has been covered in a man or womans shit. This usually happens when a man, after deciding against sex, opts to shit over the ladys vagina. The lady can become incensed and throw fits of rage as a result.

I gave Katie a cack gash last night, she cried for sixteen hours

girl : i want to make sweet love baby
boy : i dont, i want to shit all over your gash bitch!

by Charlie Cranmer April 4, 2008

Gashage

A term with numerous definitions:

1. "To get some gashage". Term used to describe getting some sex.

2. "Bloody hell, check out that gashage". A term used to describe numerous fit women. ("gash" used for a single fit woman)

3. "Go on my son, get some gashage!" A cajoling and encouraging term said to a friend to encourage them to have sex.

"Get some Gashage mate!"

"I tell you what, im going to be savaging some gashage tonight"

"I was in the club and there was BARE gashage"

"Theres been a gashage drought"

by Alex Vasis December 7, 2007

Gash rash

Unsightly razor burn caused by inexpert shaving of the wordflange

These new Bic razors are total wank, they give me evil gash rash

by L June 27, 2003

gash

play shite at something.

: he was playing absolutly gash last night at football.

by tic tacs aye May 4, 2009

Gash Crash

The female equivalent of a Cock Block. Occurs when one crashes a meeting during which a woman is attempting to make her gash available to someone with whom she hopes to partake in sexual intercourse.

A gash crash can either be backed by malicious intent, or can be the benevolent act of a wingman or bromie upon a friend whose beer goggles regularly get the best of him.

Andy's bromo, Nathan, frequently had to gash crash Selena in order to spare him the fatty remorse.

by Nick Epic January 8, 2012

Garbhan

(Gaelic) Rough. Usually a slow individual who struggled in school. Can not be trusted as he is a snitch. More often than not is homosexual also.

He's a pure snitch. Ya he is a real Garbhan.

by Garbhan January 8, 2012