Grandma

The family member you think about when trying to get rid of an erection.

"Hey, how do I get rid of this raging boner I have?"

"Just think of your naked Grandma and that baby will disappear in no time."

by Bored on a Friday night September 4, 2016

grandma's necklace

In Texas dialect--Texas is so hot and humid in the summer, that perspiration on children's necks combines with dust from the ground to form a single, dark line of dirt in the skin crease under the necks of the children. The adult, seeing the dark line on the child's (especially girl's) neck, laughingly teases the child that, "You stole Grandma's necklace!" Younger children get defensive or cry. Older ones play along with the adult.

Adult or teen: "Ooh! You're gonna be in trouble! You stole Grandma's necklace!"

Child: "What do you mean? No, I didn't!"

Adult or teen asks peer to verify or shows child in a mirror: "See, you stole Grandma's brown necklace!"

Child: "No, I didn't! Really!"

by Embroidery Fan June 10, 2017

Grandma

New York City underground drug slang used to refer to cocaine. Usually used in the context when describing the severity of a "comedown". Also used contextually in public, using metaphorical references pertaining to a grandmother, but reffering to cocaine usage.

Wow. Grandma was such a bitch last night! She promised love and her cookies, but when I tried to go to sleep she kept banging pans in the other room. That bitch kept me up all night. Grandma is a dirty bitch from hell!

by VinSprinkles May 12, 2011

Grandrama

Meaning: an overly dramatic grandmother
Pronounced 'Gran-drah-mah'

I talked to Grandrama earlier and she said she might not have many days left on this earth.

Grandrama said she had absolutely no idea whatsoever you would be picking her up this morning for her doctor's appointment.

by Former cube dweller June 8, 2018

grandmami

That one friend that is the oldest in the friend group and is thiccalicious.

Grandmami: "I just turned 20!"

Friend: "You really are a grandmami"

by grandmami March 2, 2023

grandmacase

...that kind of weird typing when someone has a new phone / device that autocorrects the first letter of a sentence

"Hello im typing in grandmacase."
"Grandmacase scares the everliving fuck out of me"
"This is a definition on urban dictionary probably"

by fart tile December 24, 2024

ur grandmam a pan

An insult even worse than ur grandpap a trap. Every time someone uses this, they explode into a million pieces

Joe: hey ur grandpap a trap
Fred: oh yeah well ur grandmam a pan
Joe: *explodes*

by Pappy 6969 May 22, 2018