Licensed Funny-Man

A license given to only the funniest of men, AKA David.

Woah look over there, it's David!
Who's David?
You know, the Licensed Funny-Man!
Oh, yes I remember David! I love that guy and he has so many friends!

by 100% Not David September 2, 2020

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loud equals funny

A universal truth held as a doctrine by normal people or people with an actual functioning brain.

Okay, next person to unironically believe that loud equals funny is getting locked in a room full of loudspeakers set to max gain playing USSR earrape theme. We'll see who's laughing then.

by JoeMama4Heed March 6, 2021

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It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

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Come On Funny Feeling

A feeling of luck and invulnerability that foreshadows opportunity and good fortune. The funny feeling is often to be beckoned and called near the craps or roulette table, which will provide the gambler with clairvoyance on how to place his/her bets.

Craps parlance:

Stickman: "Seven out! New Shooter!"
New Shooter: "Come on Funny Feeling! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes." Places bets and then rolls.
Stickman: "Eleven! Front line winner."

by BustaNutz May 8, 2013

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